Riverwash: the past is present thanks to David Stafford

That sensational marketing trendspotter, DAVID STAFFORD is at it again. And he knows how to get those spots o-u-t!

Stafford confidently crosses ripples in the pond of time with Fortune's vortex in his hip pocket. 
          Happy Days Are Here Again! It looks as if the pick-up-and-drop-off service has not yet been implemented, but the local Starbucks will soon be giving way to the community oven... surely the Burro-Brite-Wash and Self-Serve Campfire Grilling Station is not far behind.
          The catalog of Stafford's work is impressive. If you've been fortunate enough to be on the receiving end of his inspired writings and witty constructions, consider yourself lucky. This artist is surfing success and riding giants when not trendspotting the latest styles.

There's nothing dull or repetitive about his work. His wicked command of language and typography, coupled with his mastery in directing the theater of the absurd puts a sharp point on national, international, and galactic concerns.

 And no subject escapes this Renaissance man's golden touch:

Count on this worthy Citizen (hasn't declared his 2012 candidacy for POTUS ...yet) to farm the essence of mail art's frontier with an unrelenting and steely gaze:

*(See Marie Wintzer's 30 June 2011 IUOMA blog.)
What will the future bring? This artist has the inside track... he has been an IUOMA Celebrity Guest Psychic on a number of occasions.
          Think of a number between 1 and oh, a billion. Ask him to guess what number you are thinking of.
          Go ahead.
          I bet he has already emailed you the answer.